Dec 082011

Mitnik – Erotic Reviewer from

Describe who you are/what you do in 3 words or less: Erotic Reviewer Extraordinaire

What is your guilty pleasure?: Studio Ghibli Anime. I’m a big child and hopeless romantic at heart.

What was your most embarrassing moment?: I once attacked the Lord Mayor of Liverpool by accident, I was going up the stairs to accept an award and tripped and my shoe came flying off and hit him I was pounced upon by security and was questioned for over and hour as to whether I had done it on purpose.

Where is the most unusual place you’ve had sex?: On a train probably ranks quite high on the list, although not as daring as it sounds as it was on a little used track on the outskirts of Chester. I’ve had foreplay on a submarine but not full blown sex and I’d say a graveyard but that’s become quite common nowadays.

Tell us a secret: I was caught twice having sex at the science museum in Manchester, first time turned the event into a threesome but sadly the second didn’t result in an orgy instead we were kicked out.

If you were stuck on a desert island, who would you want to be with?: My wife would have to be the first choice (especially if I ever want to have sex again) Sheridan Smith would definitely get a vote as she is talented, beautiful and sexy (she shares so many of my wife’s qualities) I’d love to spend time geeking out with Steve Wozniak and you just know he could build something ultra cool to get you off the island. Bill Bailey would be my final choice as you know much hilarity would ensue.

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